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(Damn it Jim,) I am an engineer, not a licensed physician, so I am not qualified to provide medical advice of any kind.
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- Lastly, I receive quite a few e-mails from people who believe that they have been surreptitiously implanted with a device to track and/or harass them. Let me be very clear on this point – I am not aware of the factual existence of any type of implantable device designed to track or electronically harass people. My best advice if you have these symptoms is to consult a trusted neurologist. I don’t know any physician who has experience with the detection and/or deactivation of this type of alleged implant, so I will not answer any e-mails requesting help of this kind.
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